Welcome to Ama Kiwi Online. A site developed to keep all South Africans in contact with each other and to develop a stronger community right here in Aotearoa New Zealand.
This is a fun site where Ama Kiwi provides you with daily smiles and up to date information.There are a lot of things that we miss from home and would like to implement them here some how,however one thing we can't unfortunately change, is this weather.
I hope you all enjoy the site.
Exploring Waitakere - Cornwallis @ 8
To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R750.
More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election.
People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday, Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given, Patience, Portion, Coronation.
'Now now' or 'just now' can mean anything from a minute to a month.
You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis travelling in the opposite direction.
Travelling at 120 km/h you're the slowest vehicle on the highway/freeway.
You're genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it.
A bullet train is being introduced, but we can't fix potholes.
The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday.
You paint your car's registration on the roof.
You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital.
You have to prove that you don't need a loan to get one.
Prisoners go on strike.
You don't stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car.
You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once.
Ruwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high.
You consider a high crime rate as normal.
You actually get these jokes (but they ARE true!) and pass them on to other friends from SA.
VIVA !!!!!
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