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Welcome to Ama Kiwi Online. A site developed to keep all South Africans in contact with each other and to develop a stronger community right here in Aotearoa New Zealand.

This is a fun site where Ama Kiwi provides you with daily smiles and up to date information.There are a lot of things that we miss from home and would like to implement them here some how,however one thing we can't unfortunately change, is this weather.

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Pier on Lake Tarawera Rotorua

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:

First Guy:
'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this
weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next
weekend.'
Second Guy:
'That's nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new
deck for the pool.'
Third Guy:
'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they ask him, 'You haven't said anything about
what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?'
Fourth guy:
'I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it went off, I gave the wife a
slap on the a**s and said: 'Golf course or intercourse?'
She said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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